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My mute friend always send me funny and weird texts, just now I got a text that reads "help I'm having an earth attack and I'm in garden"

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You know what is scarier than a zombie who looks at you and says "Brains... Brains.."?

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I woke up to a phone call in the middle of the night and it was my wife saying she had locked herself out when she went for a walk.

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I thought my neighbors must be crazy, setting out a genuine leather sofa on trash pickup day.

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thinking I had found a loophole to the genie rule about immortality, I wished to be the last human to die on earth.

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“I finally found a way out of this abusive hellhole,” I gleefully shouted to my best friend as she entered.

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She wasn't bitter at all after the things he'd done to her.

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Big red letters appeared in the sky today.

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I don’t know what was worse, the look of terror on my wife’s face as the beast drug me from our tent.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mute friend always send me funny and weird texts, just now I got a text that reads "help I'm having an earth attack and I'm in garden"	78
You know what is scarier than a zombie who looks at you and says "Brains... Brains.."?	78
I woke up to a phone call in the middle of the night and it was my wife saying she had locked herself out when she went for a walk.	78
I thought my neighbors must be crazy, setting out a genuine leather sofa on trash pickup day.	77
[deleted by user]	77
thinking I had found a loophole to the genie rule about immortality, I wished to be the last human to die on earth.	77
“I finally found a way out of this abusive hellhole,” I gleefully shouted to my best friend as she entered.	77
She wasn't bitter at all after the things he'd done to her.	77
Big red letters appeared in the sky today.	77
I don’t know what was worse, the look of terror on my wife’s face as the beast drug me from our tent.	77